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I woke up after my nap today, checked the clock and changed the time, hobbled to my computer and became really excited when I saw my inbox.





I thought that I was about to open the best e-mail ever written about the beautiful yet elusive Black Japanese Girl Swan. Turns out that my vision blows and I just saw what I wanted to see. I guess I'll still have to wait on that one.

Yesterday was fucking crazy.I'll pull something together narrating what went down but it was so amazing that I'm paying for it today. I haven't drank anything but water or gatorade and I've been throwing up 90% of what I drink while simultaneously shitting my brians out. I don't have a toilet that will catch something shooting out of my mouth and ass at the same time so I'll leave it up to you to decide which end I'm aiming towards the toilet.

It's safe to say that my bathroom is NOT pretty sight.